The Imaginary World Wide Web Page!
``What do you want to imagine today?''
-- Brad Pinkston
``A peaceful break from all of those Punch the Monkey - Win $20
banners''
-- The Useless
Pages
``Um, yes, this must be one o' them logical conunundrum problem
things, only it's funny, ha ha ha.''
-- Sarah Baig
Best experimented with
![[Microsoff Internet Inhaler]](pictures/copied/internet-inhaler-animated.gif)
Click here to start!
Getting burned out on the World Wide Web already?
Tired of having to sift through megabytes of garbage to find the good stuff?
Seen enough ``[insert adjective here] Site Of The Day'' pages?
Too many personal web pages that are not so personal?
Sick of ``404 File Not Found'' messages?
Annoying ``Under Construction'' icons getting you down?
Welcome to the only spot on the World Wide Web where you can get away from all of that.
It's The Imaginary World Wide Web Page.
You can pretend it's any page you want it to be.
You can pretend it's not what you don't want it to be.
Hell, you can even pretend it's what you don't want it to be.
Or not what you want it to be.
Imagine . . .
No mismatched color schemes that hurt your tired eyes.
No poorly-used Netscape enhancements that crash your favorite browser or make the layout look like nonsense.
No annoying Shockwave movies, memory-hogging useless Java applets, CraptiveX stuff that doesn't work on your web browser, animated GIFs that hurt your tired eyes, or pop-up windows that waste your time.
No stuff that breaks on your browser.
No commercials.
No blinking text.
No frames.
No condescending ``your browser/eyes/operating system isn't good enough to view my site, you cheapskate'' messages.
And no more ``information superhighway'' metaphors.
. . . well, unless you want them . . .
And this page will work on more than two browsers, unlike many others.
So sit down,
relax,
have a cup of cocoa
(or a soda, or whatever you want, except coffee because it's bad for you),
and surf your own World Wide Web.
The Imaginary World Wide Web Page.
Best viewed with Your Browser, not just mine.